Below you will find a list of things I have said to my children that have shocked me. I either can’t believe I had to say them, or I can’t believe that I did say them. As all of us parents know, our children really do bring out the best in us.
Enjoy.
-You need to eat your pizza and then you can have some strawberries.
-We put on clean undies EVERY day.
-We put on clean socks EVERY day.
-You may take one package of fruit snacks in your lunch. You do not need two packages and a fruit roll up.
-No they are not fruit, fruit snacks are candy shaped like fruit.
-We go poop in the potty, not in our panties.
-You no longer need to tell me that you don’t want to empty the dish washer, I will always assume that you don’t.
-You need to drag the brush through the tangles, not just over the tangles.
-Yes, you need to brush your hair every day.
-Take your fingers out of your mouth.
-Stop chewing your finger nails.
-Your finger is peeling because you chew your finger nails.
-Go back to the shower and wash your face.
-No, nachos are NOT a healthy lunch.
-No wonder you have a tummy ache, you ate 3/4 of the bag of doughnut in less than 24 hours!
-Everyone goes poop in the potty. Daddy, Mommy, Josh, Hannah, Jaxon, Hunter…
-Everyone gets up in the morning and goes pee. Daddy, Mommy, Josh, Hannah, Jaxon, Hunter…
-Do not put your feet in the sink!
-Just rinse the sink out and then you can brush your teeth.
-THOSE ARE NOT GENTLE WORDS! WE USE GENTLE WORDS IN OUR HOUSE!!!
-No, I did not know that there are three kinds of light sabers.
-That story you just told me about Star Wars that was ten minutes long was so interesting.
-So you are Anna and Hannah is Elsa and Josh is Hans, so who is mommy?
-No, I don’t want to be Sven.
-Take Daddy’s underwear off of your head. No wait! Let me take a picture first.
-STOP YELLING AT YOUR SISTER!!
-Yes, your poop does look like a big stick.
-Do not go in the little plastic house to poop!
-Why did you just go in the little plastic house and poop in your panties?!
-Seriously? Seriously?
Thank you, I’ll be here all night…and all day.
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