Ya, I said that...

So you know how kids say the darnedest things? Well, moms do to. I've been keeping track of some of the things I've been saying to the kids in the last week, it's been interesting.

-Ranch is NOT lipstick. Either eat it with the carrots or don't eat it at all.

-Josh, be careful, don't spill your grass.

-Sure, Sis, I'll straighten your hair. OK, you can have a little hair spray. No, that's enough. No, no more, you're hair will be crispy.

-When I say get out it doesn't mean do it one more time, it means GET OUT!

-Quit goofing around and finish your cookies.

-You don't get to play until you pick up all the poo.

-Stop licking Dad's toothbrush.

-You should have gone at home, when I asked you to, now you'll just have to wait. Well, I know you do but it's just too bad. No, you are not going to pee your pants. Quit whining. Let go of your pants and get in the car.

-Your K'nex are in the garbage. (That's a whole other post for a whole other day...)