Me: "So Hannah and I will have a girls day and you and Dad will have a man day. (Trying to be funny.) So that means you guys will sit on the couch eating potato chips watching football all day."
Josh: "Really?"
Me: "Have you ever seen Daddy watch football?"
Josh: "No."
Me: "Have you ever seen Daddy sit on the couch and watch TV all day?"
Josh: "No." (Looking at Dad.) "That's what Mom does."
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Today at lunch:
Josh: "Mom, how can you tell a girl chick from a boy chick?"
Me: "I don't know, I'm not a farmer."
Josh: "Well I know someone who is from a farm."
Me: (expecting him to say a friend at school) "Who?"
Josh: "Mo-om, you know...Snakey."
Me: "Oh, I guess I didn't realize your stuffed snake came from a farm, sorry."
2 comments:
Hahaha! I love this. You're so silly you didn't know Snakey's hometown.
Ha! Good thing he's keeping the laughs comin, cause I am getting ready to meet your little baby! Is it time yet?!?!:)
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